Bad tree jokes!

Bad tree jokes

1. Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little sappy.
   
2. What do you call a tree in the summer? A sun-tree.
   
3. Why was the tree always tired? Because it was rooted in one place.
   
4. Why did the tree cross the road? To get to the forest.
   
5. What do you get when you cross a tree and a computer? A byte-sized tree.